You've seen the ads. "Citizenship in 30 days." "Fastest passport on the planet." "Second nationality before your next quarterly rebalance." And look, speed matters. If you're a single Bitcoiner with a clean source-of-funds (SOF) package and a straightforward compliance profile, a fast-track program like Vanuatu is a perfectly rational move. Get in, get the passport, get the optionality. But here's where the calculus changes: you have a family. Turkiye might be a better second