Bitcoiners will spend four hours comparing multisig configurations to shave 200 milliseconds off a signing workflow . . . but when it comes to choosing between two versions of the same passport program, they'll pick whichever one their buddy on Nostr mentioned first. Two paths to the same Vanuatu passport: one optimizes for speed, the other for cost recovery. The right choice depends on your capital, your timeline, and your family. Let's slow down. Vanuatu runs two citizenshi

Bitcoiners love narratives. The problem is when narratives outrun reality by about twelve months and a million dollars. El Salvador has been the story in Bitcoin citizenship circles since Bukele dropped the legal tender bomb at Bitcoin 2021 in Miami. And now, with the Freedom Visa program live and processing applicants, there's a real product to evaluate, not just a speech clip. This post breaks down what El Salvador's Freedom Visa actually offers, where the cracks are, and